One should refrain from referring to personnel in designated areas as 'minions' or 'denizens', while you might find applying such demarcation amusing, higher level bureaucrats with a high notice check and low humour score are often enraged.
Writing officious reports late into your weekend makes you think some REALLY weird stuff.
I wish one of my employers bureaucrats (Grade 11) was a beholder.
First day on Doxy was utterly hideous, although it is subsiding somewhat on day 2. I hope by the time I arrive in Thailand it's kind of normal as spending the next seven weeks being driven chair gnawing angry by this stuff wouldn't exactly be the best way to make a favourable impression.